SPIDER

So here's the set up. Kendyl is in bed, she was sick all night and about to wake up. Camryn and Brooklyn are down stairs with Nixon. Nic is at the gym. I'm stepping out of the shower...and see it. The spider was walking on the wall above my bed. He's HUGE and scary. I don't dare let that thing leave my site. I call Nic, he tells me to hit it with a broom. I RUN downstairs (1 week postpartum), get the broom, and RUN back to my room. He's gone. NOOO!!! Is he on my pillow? The floor? I panic. I stand there and wait for him to show up....Kendyl wakes up. She smells like illness and I chuck her in the tub. I get Nixon from Camryn and make her sit by the tub with Kendyl. I'm back in my room....searching....then I see him crawling on my mirror. I gag. After what seems like an hour, he finally makes his way to the wall and I hit him with the broom twice. Apparantly this guy is made of steel and he leaps to the floor. I scream....and scare my children. I seriously think I'm starting to hyperventilate once I realize he's lost in my carpet. I call Nic and tell him he MUST come home IMMEDIATELY. (I've already tried calling my sister and my neighbor for help). He unhappily comes home. To summarize the rest, our room gets torn apart as we search for the spider. We can't find him. Nic buys a spider bomb and when he comes home with it, he finds the spider in the corner of the room ALIVE. He kills it with a hanger. Puke. He still set off 3 bombs in the house before we left that day. Yep, we're a bunch of paranoid babies.